Happy Australia Day, everyone! Time to celebrate the fact that we are Australians, and that as Australians, we are now joining Burma, China and North Korea in an exclusive censorship club! May we forever follow their shining examples of civil rights and liberties.

I’m aware it’s a cover (duh), but having an Australian sing it makes it especially relevant right now
Something I haven’t yet shared my (unsolicited) advice on is getting exposure for your art in the real world.
Online exposure is all well and good, but by being only online and not paying attention to the world around you, you miss a major chance to get your art ‘out there’.
The key to this aspect of marketing your art, in my experience?
Creativity and persistence.
Maybe good walking shoes…and possibly also coffee (or substance of addiction of your choice), but I think we’ll skip that part.
Local shops
Local people love local people. Don’t forget to love them back. Give small local businesses a chance to help support a local artist (such as yourself) and chances are they will.
What qualifies as local? Well, you can get creative here.
When I lived in a small coastal tourist town called Kiama (in the Illawarra region, in the state of NSW), I had my stuff in local shops just walking distance from my house as a ‘local Kiama artist’. At the same time, I had my stuff in shops 45 minutes away, as a ‘local Illawarra artist’.
I have also marketed myself as a ‘local NSW artist’, or even gone really broad as an ‘Australian artist’.People like to see what is being created around them, from the same environment they’re in, so local businesses are a really great bet. Make sure you promote yourself as local, and if you’ve got any artwork relevant to the area (wildlife, scenery, famous icons, etc) all the better.
Let your local shop owners know that by supporting you, they’re supporting the arts in the area, and that you’ll offer support back with loyalty, promoting the store on your website, etc.
Be a person
You’re an artist, not a corporation. Yet sometimes the temptation as an artist is to head too far into a business persona.
By all means by professional, but don’t forget that it’s your individuality that makes you ‘you’ as an artist. I found that by being comfortable with this, more people seemed to respond well to me.
The way I see it, any business owner is already dealing with other businesses, probably better run and more professional than yours. Don’t try to bluff them into thinking you’re the head of some art empire (they’ll see right through it and think you’re unhinged), let them see you’re a professional individual.
Put yourself in their shoes: who would YOU rather buy art from – a professional artist with a personality, or some want to be business person who was treating their art with the same boring business mentality that could be applied to selling polystyrene?
An an artist, creativity and individuality are your strengths. Play to that.Be selective in what you present
When locals shops carried my stuff, I didn’t just take my entire portfolio to every store.While in Kiama, a lingerie shop specialising in bridal lingerie took pictures of mine depicting female forms. I’d visited the shop, had a look about, realised I had some artwork that might fit, and took my female nudes and fantasy characters down there to show the owner.
They took them on consignment (be prepared to be flexible in arrangements like this too, just make sure you cover yourself with a contract if need be) as it complimented, but didn’t compete with, their existing stock. Art on the walls also dressed up the shop a bit, at no cost to the owner.
Win for all.
Meanwhile, a shop only across the road that sold quirky, alternative clothing was displaying my more unsual artwork.
I’d made sure to present each shop owner with different art best suited to their clients, and was careful not to give the two shops any of the same work. This way nobody was in competition, my art complimented each store differently, I’d inserted my art into two entirely different markets, store owners had free art, and when they sold we both made money.Get creative
Having your stuff in local shops is great, but if you get creative there are lots of other places to look at as potential galleries.
Cafes are an obvious choice, but there’s still a lot of other places that could benefit from local art, thus benefiting you as well.For instance, a skilled artist friend of mine does spectacular bold artwork featuring a vast array of animals. She could take her pictures of native animals to, perhaps, a local bed and breakfast. They could hang artwork not only for the sake of having nice artwork, but to add even more local flavour (native animals AND a local artist) for tourists to enjoy while visiting.
A deal could be arranged with the owners that they buy the artwork, or that they hang it for free, and that you both get a share of the money should a visitor buy any art.Similar deals can be struck up with all sorts of places, but tourist places and places looking to emphasise your town’s ‘distinct flavour’ are ideal. Look at tourist centers, libraries, locally owned hotels/motels, post offices, day spas, restaurants etc. Then tailor the art you take to these places to suit them.
Let’s say then you have a bunch of paintings of non native animals that none of these places are interested in. Where did you get the reference photos? If you take reference photos from a local zoo, contact them.
Let them know that a) you appreciate the zoo is there, and that by visiting it you’re able to take much needed reference photos and b) that these are the artworks you’ve done featuring the inhabitants. Would they be interested in purchasing any, or displaying some somewhere for the public to purchase?
This could also work for wildlife refuges and rehab places, and could be used to not only earn yourself some money on your art, but to serve as a fundraiser for these sorts of places that often run low on funds.
In cases like this, the obvious benefit of your art over other artists who may paint the same animals is that yours actually features, and then potentially gives back to, a resident.For those not painting animals, think about what you have painted, and what places are connected to those sorts of things.
Goblins and elves and dwarfs? Your local games workshop might be interested in carrying them. Or they might even be interested in having your contact details so that their gamers can contact you to commission individual character portraits. Maybe you could even suggest a sketch day in store, so gamers can pay for sketches of their characters.
No harm in asking, and you never know, they might even say yes.
Essentially, it’s just a matter of keeping your eyes open. Anywhere you see art, ask yourself “Would my art suit this place too?” and anywhere you DON’T see art, ask yourself “Why not? Is this a place I could make mine?”.
And don’t be afraid to ask! The worst a place can do is say no.
And that’s it. Go forth and art.
Tags: art, Art and illustration, something to think about, work
As I’m sure most of you know, Haiti has been struck by an earthquake. The worst earthquake it’s seen in 200 years. So…not so good. Reports are that there are more than one hundred thousand people dead.
Stop for a second and think about that. That’s more than everybody I know. Dead in one go.
Nothing is going to help those already gone, but the people left behind are doing it pretty tough.
If you feel so inclined, you can make a donation to help the survivors through a whole bunch of charities and methods.
And, if you’re in the mood for buying some art, you can do both at the same time.
I’m selling this original artwork, called ‘The Pointless Nowhere Tree’ and, if purchased, will donate 50% of the purchase price to the victims of the Haiti earthquake.

Click picture for a bigger view of the artwork

The Pointless Nowhere Tree, signed original
Pen and Ink
Approx 21 x 30cm (roughly 8.5 x 11), but photo shows size pretty clearly.
Comes unframed, and obviously the ‘toeknuckles.com’ watermark does NOT appear on the original
Postage and handling included in purchase price.
I’m asking $135 (US), which is a significant discount from my normal pricing, and includes shipping.
50% will be donated straight to the Haiti fund.
If you’re interested in purchasing, please just let me know!
Tags: art, Art and illustration, charity, original, photos, sale, work

Firstly, the title to this post is deceptive. There ARE no secrets. It’s just boring and straightforward, no hidden tricks, no secret societies, no special handshakes.
But it did sound good didn’t it?
My skin tones and textures are something people compliment me on a bit, and I often get asked what I did to get those results. So, to finally answer that question (and in a manner better than ‘Uh…paint it that way?’) I present:
My list of things that I do when I’m trying to paint the skin to be the good skin, you know, and not the bad skin, when I am painting, like I often do, because it’s my job.
Told you the original title sounded better!
Start Messy
When I start painting somebody, I’m messy. I use a big round brush at medium opacity and I have at it. The edges aren’t crisp, it’s all overlappy with some parts opaque and some parts see through. Doesn’t matter. Don’t care. Go nuts.
Stay Messy
As I refine, I do so with a variety of messy brushes. Skin is really actually seriously disgusting when you look at it, so you need to go messy.
I use big, patchy brushes to throw in areas of shadow and highlight, sometimes leaving pretty harsh edges between the two. When refining and adding more ’structure’ to the skin (say, bones in a hand) I use a brush that mimics a natural bristle brush, and I move quickly. My strokes are random, erratic and messy, and if I make a mistake I never erase – I just paint on over it.
Then, as if that mess isn’t enough, I add texture with all sorts of random speckly brushes. A great pace to start with some skin texture brushes is here. Dave Nagel has a seriously wonderful assortment of photoshop brushes, so if you’re not into making your own (and even if you are) check them out.Your skin wants speckles, age spots, pock marks, heavy wrinkles and all sorts of random colours. Like I said, real skin is pretty damned disgusting (hence the booming makeup business, designed to even our naturally alarmingly patchy skin tones) so I resist the temptation to get all smooth and perfect on my paintings. It only ever winds up looking plastic. Messy, scratchy, patchy, grungy brushes are your saviour.
The image below shows what I mean, and gives a pretty good idea of just HOW messy I am in my paintings. Here is doesn’t look so bad, but click on it for a larger version and you’ll see what I mean.
Don’t paint what you think you see
It’s so tempting when painting skin to paint what you think skin tone looks like. I find when I do this, I’m almost always way off base, so to combat my natural inclinations, I pick random crazy colours and try to throw them all in there, usually in a very low opacity.
One of the best things I ever did was to take a bunch of photos without flash in all sorts of random lighting conditions, take the photos into photoshop and start clicking my eyedropper everywhere.
Turned out that shadows weren’t brown or just a darker skin tone, but deep vivid red in this one, green in this one, blue in this one, purple here, yellow there. Highlights were apple green, light blue, vivid peach and all sorts of other crazy colours, depending on the lighting.Using my eyedropper, I made an image of random colour blobs using what I had selected in each photo and saved the image to use as palette reference in future, labelling it (eg: ‘pale skin in direct sunlight’ or ‘tan skin on gloomy day’) so I could go back to it whenever I lost my way in my paintings.
On that note, I usually work with the rule that if you have used the same colour on your brush for more than 10 seconds, something is wrong.
I use my eyedropper to change colours constantly. When the constantly switching to eyedropper starts to wear the text off the ‘Alt’ key on your keyboard, you know you’re doing the right thing.Skin is a fabric, not a solid
I don’t mean this in a ‘it puts the lotion in the basket’ type way, but I found it important to remember that skin is draped over our frames. We’re not solid plastic; we sag and bag and droop with age.
It’s also semi-reflective and semi-translucent, and in varying degrees based on skin type. For instance, pale skin isn’t so reflective, but it’s pretty translucent. I imagine it as a more sheer fabric, while darker skins are more reflective, but less see through.When I started looking at skin in this context, as something that hangs over us, suddenly everything made a lot more sense to me, and my brushstrokes seemed to take a much more natural path when painting a figure.
I know it sounds odd. But try it.
And that’s it! This is the entire small collection of things I know about skin. Enjoy, and happy skin painting!
Tags: art, Art and illustration, something to think about, tutorial, walk through, worry

This toddler, followed by a vulture, collapsed in the dirt on the way to a feeding clinic.
Luckily, the photographer chased away the vulture, and this particular little girl made it to the clinic. I shudder to think how many didn’t.
Ok folks, I do this every Christmas, and it’s that time again – me asking you to please make sure you remember charities at this time of year.
This is when many charities are most stressed, and when we so easily get caught up in our own purchases and forget just how much charities rely on donations to get by.
Oxfam Unwrapped is an Australian site I have used for a few years now, and, after seeing the photo above, have been reminded to purchase from again this year.
You can buy something for as little as $10.
Less than it’d cost to get some cake and coffee at a cafe.
Less than a movie ticket.
And it might save somebody’s life.
I can sacrifice an evening at the movies for that.
Oxfam Unwrapped America can be found here.
And Oxfam International is here.
Of course, this year I’m pimpin’ Oxfam, but you needn’t donate there if you don’t want to.
But just please remember to donate (if you can’t afford cash, consider goods or time) to the charity of YOUR choice.
There are a lot of people trying to do a lot of good out there, but they need a little bit of help from us, and can’t get by when we forget about them.
Tags: charity, Christmas, gift, photos, Real discoveries come from chaos, something to think about
I’ve been cooking recently. Early Christmas gatherings to cook for, as well as just the plain old boring need for food.
In non-boring news, I think I have perfected the ultimate gluten free pizza dough, and have finally made home made mozzarella!
Gluten Free Pizza Dough!
This dough is NOT gleegan (gluten free AND vegan), but could be tweaked to be so.
You’ll need:
2/3 cup potato flour
1/2 cup rice flour (you can both of these at coles)
1/3 cup grated parmesan cheese dust – you know the kind. You buy it in a packet and put it in a shaker. To make this gleegan, replace with potato flour.
2 tablespoons of oil
1 tablespoon of sugar
2 tablespoons of milk or water (I’ve made it with either, makes little difference).
10 grams of yeast.
Small bunch of basil.
Extra water
Mix up the yeast to the packet’s specifications.
When that’s done, put your sugar and milk (or water) in there and give it a good mix up. Add oil.
Measure in your flour (I’m using potato and rice because I find it to be the best for making the dough feel right. I like cornflour in other recipes, but it’s somehow too slinky and slippery in dough) and add the cheese, or just add more potato flour to make it gleegan.
Chop or rip up your basil, and throw that into the mix too. Oregano would also work. Throw in whatever herbs you like.
Mix it all up as best you can, then add enough water that you can knead it as a dough. Don’t over wet though.
Cover, and leave in a warm spot for the yeast to cause it to rise. Probably 45 mins.
Punch down dough and knead briefly, then cover and leave for another 45 mins.
Knead dough, and roll out into circles about 1cm thick and cook in a hot oven until it looks good to you. I like mine a little doughy, Seth prefers his really crunchy.
Cover in toppings, throw it back in the oven until toppings look melted or toasty, and eat! OM NOM NOM
For best results, make your own home made
Mozzarella!
I followed these instructions, and they seemed to work well for me.
However! Don’t throw away the whey left behind after you extract the cheese from the milk!
Caramel Sauce
Using the liquid left behind after the mozzarella, you can make a tasty caramel sauce to put into coffee, over ice-cream or straight into your mouth if you prefer.
I just dumped a cup or so of raw sugar into the liquid and slowly, slowly reduced it until it was sauce like. Put in a jar, keep in the fridge, and yum! Huzzah!
Now go forth and eat things.
Tags: food, gleegan, gluten free, recipe
I have made the decision to change the way this blog works, as you may have noticed from a lack of updates.
Mundane sundries now go to my personal livejournal once again, here at livejournal.
However thoughts on work, art, being a freelancer, misc general interest items and videos of cute animals will be posted here. Oh, here’s one now!
So The Ugly Goat is not dead…just….uh…whatever.
Stay tuned!
Tags: blog, cat, excellent, nifty things online, Real discoveries come from chaos, work

